I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own an army.
Remember that time when Loki threatened to turn everyone in Asgard to dust and demanded offerings of Hostess Cupcakes?
And that’s how it happened in the movie.
Matt Fraction and Kieron Gillen have this conspiracy thing going with their writing that causes me to completely ignore the moral of the stories (“Loki always has been and forever will be a manipulative little shit”) as they pester my subconscious with nagging little bits and pieces of scenes that make my opinions get all tangled up and confused.
"There’s a blond male Asgardian over in the case waiting for you."
I was going to do one of those “movies watched in 2011” things that’s going around, but.
I realized it just would’ve been TRON TRON TRON Thor Pirates Thor Thor X-Men Thor X-Men Harry Potter Thor Thor TRON X-men Thor Captain America X-Men Thor Thor Thor X-Men Captain America Captain America Midnight in Paris Thor Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes X-Men.
People can’t even watch movies with me anymore because I ruin everything. Welp.