I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own an army.

solar-tsunami:

I do not like the cone of shame.

(Source: drugstore--cowboy, via arosynose)

astrobullet:

Where the hell was Loki when the others were grabbing some shawarma?
This is my guess.

(via the-deviations)

umakoo:

the look on loki’s face tho

(via teruteruhanamura)

omgwtfdenny:

rizurin:

This is how I saw the ending scene.

The only version of this meme that is canon and accurate XDD

(via teruteruhanamura)

gingerhaze:

first off SPOILERS

(click for big) You know, the more I think about these two, the sadder it seems to me. For Hawkeye, obviously, because being mind-controlled sucks and is traumatizing, but also kind of for Loki, because he just like, steals himself a friend? Loki seems completely incapable of actually making friends for himself. Even before he was evil, on Asgard, Thor was the only person who seemed to halfway want him around, and made his friends just kind of tolerate him.

Anyway, I took these sad thoughts and turned them into a doofy comic, as usual.

(via extremisitis)

#somewhere nick fury is yelling #get those mofukkin incestuous norse gods back on my mofukkin plane #pay-per-view shit

reblogging for Ina’s tags

(Source: hiddlestonr, via 7ns)

flatbear:

ladynorthstar:

chibiplz:

starkinglyhandsome:

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN PAGE FOR AGENT GALAGA

LMFAO. Steve looks so confused. “WHAT IS A GALAGA”

after this scene one of my best friends just went

“before this scene I wanted to be a SHIELD agent when I grow up. now I want to be a loser SHIELD agent playing galaga on the command bridge. yep. dream job.”

My favorite part of this scene is Steve’s reaction. it’s very ‘WHAT? GALAGA’S HERE? HOW DO WE DEFEAT HIM? DOES HE HAVE HOSTAGES? THOR TAKE THE FLANK, STARK GET UNDER THE TABLE, I’LL…what’s a galaga.’

(Source: copsandautobots, via extremisitis)

My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters: 

daeneryes:

• The L’Oreal brothers
• Male Katniss
• The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
• Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
• Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
• The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
• Robin
• HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
• The Angry Pirate

(Source: amelapond, via wallacerudolphs)

“Look at this! Look around you!”

“You think this madness will end with your rule?!

“It’s too late. It’s too late to stop it.”

“No. We can. Together.”

“Sentiment.”