"You like a Jewish boy? LAURA, YOU’RE CHEATING ON COLIN MORGAN?”
“HOLD UP. COLIN MORGAN IS CHEATING ON ME?”
“WE CAN SHARE HIM.”
“NO. NO WE CAN’T. YOU CAN HAVE ANYONE ELSE, BUT I REFUSE TO SHARE HIM. I WILL OCCASIONALLY SEND YOU PICTURES OF THE ADORABLE WAY HIS PANTS ARE TUCKED INTO HIS SOCKS BUT THAT IS ALL YOU GET.”
“SHARING IS CARING."